tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-142559892011-08-21T06:56:35.991-07:00A CONSULTA DESTE BLOG LEVA A UMA VIDA SEXUAL CADA VEZ MENOS ACTIVA.Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1130602647881732582005-10-29T09:15:00.000-07:002005-10-29T09:17:27.896-07:00Porque é que o livro de matemática se suicidou?<br />Tinha muitos problemas..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-113060264788173258?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1129029968111931512005-10-11T04:23:00.000-07:002005-10-11T04:26:08.120-07:00O que é que os paneleiros chamam aos marinheiros?<br />Delícias do mar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112902996811193151?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1128904782182476242005-10-09T17:39:00.000-07:002005-10-09T17:39:42.190-07:00Quando é que se abre a porta aberta?<br />Quando a Berta bate à porta..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112890478218247624?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1128702559013132512005-10-07T09:25:00.000-07:002005-10-07T09:29:19.020-07:00O que é que a zebra diz para a mosca?<br />- Tás na minha lista negra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112870255901313251?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1128294157423977662005-10-02T15:58:00.000-07:002005-10-02T16:02:37.430-07:00Duas vacas estão num prado e diz uma à outra:<br />- Não estás com medo da doença das vacas loucas?<br />Responde a outra:<br />- Eu não, eu sou um coelho.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112829415742397766?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1128073141217366352005-09-30T02:36:00.000-07:002005-09-30T02:39:01.223-07:00Por que as plantinhas não falam?<br />- Porque elas são mudas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112807314121736635?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1127770076541991182005-09-26T14:27:00.000-07:002005-09-26T14:32:48.456-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/Sdna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/Sdna.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />O que é que um cromossoma diz ao outro?<br />- Cromossomos bonitos!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112777007654199118?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1127001567494249232005-09-17T16:58:00.000-07:002005-09-17T16:59:27.500-07:00O que é que faz uma loira a mandar milho para a sanita?<br />- Alimenta o WC Pato<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112700156749424923?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1126605896777504852005-09-13T03:03:00.000-07:002005-09-13T03:04:56.783-07:00O que diz um pato para o outro?<br />- Empatas-me<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112660589677750485?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1126559921358611782005-09-12T14:18:00.000-07:002005-09-12T14:26:39.656-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/pato1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/pato1.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />O que faz o pato em cima da pata?<br />- Descansa a outra<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112655992135861178?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121808350903238842005-07-19T14:25:00.000-07:002005-07-19T14:25:50.903-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112180835090323884?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121808334495160892005-07-19T14:19:00.000-07:002005-07-19T14:25:34.496-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3778/1285/1600/el-glasses-green1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3778/1285/320/el-glasses-green1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Para k servem uns oculos verdes?<br />-Para "ver-des melhor"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112180833449516089?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121561817263537062005-07-16T17:56:00.000-07:002005-07-16T17:58:08.676-07:00Como é que se chama o boomerang que não volta?<br />- Pau<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112156181726353706?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121474510306113582005-07-15T17:40:00.000-07:002005-07-16T17:58:23.756-07:00Iam duas duvidas a nadar no mar e morreram afogadas. Sabes porquê???<br />Porque não há margens para duvidas...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112147451030611358?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121381767143309412005-07-14T15:55:00.000-07:002005-07-14T15:57:13.706-07:00Porque e que o Batman pôs o seu Batcarro com um seguro contra todos os riscos?<br />- Tem medo que o robin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112138176714330941?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121339682659346062005-07-14T04:13:00.000-07:002005-07-14T04:14:42.663-07:00Como é que o Batman, no seu Batmobile, com o seu Batfato faz para entrar na sua Batgruta ?<br />- Batpalmas<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112133968265934606?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121216139065547582005-07-13T17:54:00.000-07:002005-07-15T05:05:36.730-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/Batman%20Lights.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/Batman%20Lights.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Onde vai o Batman como seu Batcarro e o seu Batfato, a sua Batmáscara e os seus Batsapatos?<br />- a um Batzado<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112121613906554758?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121136258790907382005-07-12T19:43:00.000-07:002005-07-13T04:24:19.306-07:00O que é que um tijolo pergunta ao betão?<br />- Estás armado em quê?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112113625879090738?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1121080845999681842005-07-11T04:11:00.000-07:002005-07-11T07:35:15.906-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/macaco_banana.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/macaco_banana.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />O que é que diz uma banana suicida?<br />- "Macacos me mordam!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112108084599968184?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1120992532716944332005-07-10T03:48:00.000-07:002005-07-10T03:48:52.720-07:00O que pergunta um germe para outro germe quando estão prestes a ter relações???<br />-"Germes muito???"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112099253271694433?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1120909291171864362005-07-09T04:40:00.000-07:002005-07-09T04:41:31.176-07:00Estava o Capuchinho vermelho no bosque, quando a noite cai<br />e..........................<br />A esmaga!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112090929117186436?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1120822426950605172005-07-08T04:31:00.000-07:002005-07-08T04:33:46.953-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/coelho19.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/coelho19.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Qual a melhor técnica para apanhar um coelho?<br />Imitar o barulho da cenoura!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112082242695060517?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1120698403668637242005-07-06T18:06:00.000-07:002005-07-09T07:55:31.863-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Era uma piada tão má tão má mas tão má....</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Que batia nas piadas mais pequenas!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112069840366863724?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14255989.post-1120689980044586152005-07-06T15:46:00.000-07:002005-07-11T11:57:33.946-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/1600/shark-tale1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5995/1284/320/shark-tale1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">O que diz um tubarão para o outro ?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Tubaralhas-me</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14255989-112068998004458615?l=topsecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Azul_bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01723664188086254739noreply@blogger.com1